No offence to the woman, but the position of Queen is defunct in this day and age. The position as monarch is about as useful as wheels for a fish. My way of thinking is that when the time eventually comes for Prince Charles or whoever to become King, they should just abolish the monarchy, give all the royals redundancy payment and elect a Socialist President, ulike the bell-end president in America who is as bent as circle. So do us a favour, somebody...

And any monarchists out there saying I'm wrong - get over it. Stop being poncy romantics and stop living in the past.

'Sorry, but your time is over.'

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